Operation Information : The Great White Destroyer
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1-31-09
Giga Croaker
It's a giant version of the little croaker. It's just as dumb as
it's smaller cousin, but the company it keeps is the real
problem.
The Poisonous Rotofish has an ugly green skin and swims
mostly in semi circles. They hoard up near the Giga
Croaker for protection, which is odd since it offers none.
Maybe the Giga C. uses the Rotofish for protection.
2-14-09
Dynagull
Dynagull has a digestion problem. Everything it eats(even air!) turns into sticks of
dynamite. AND since birds have loose sphincters to begin with, you can pretty much
guess the outcome. Be careful while attempting to eat this unfortunate sea rat.
3-7-09
Mr. & Mrs.
The Largess couple. They enjoy swimming in the ocean
and kicking sharks. You enjoy biting them on the ass
repeatedly until their death. Sounds like a good time.
3-22-09
More Explosions!
The giant salmon is a bore, your
typical large fish, run and spin. His
small fellows, Whirly Salmon, have
spent their lives eating pop-rocks and
sucking down soda! That's ok, but
these guys also enjoy spinning in
circles, real fast, hence the Whirly.
It's a volatile combination, steer clear.
4-4-09
Bad Company.
Emofish tend to stick together in large
groups. When they encounter a predator,
they will ploddingly make their way toward
said predator's mouth, begging to be eaten.
This sounds like a win-win, but emofish also
ingest lots of sharp things, for example, razor
blades or broken glass. Fine for their rugged
interior, but not for the predator's!
4-18-09
Boom Arse.
Boom Arse is the love child of a
wisecracking submarine and a confused
pelican. It gets lonely out at sea. Boom
has his mother's looks, and his father's
brawn, plus the ability to crap torpedoes.
5-3-09
Blind Ol' Blue
Blind ol' Blue is indeed blind, old, and blue.
His lacking eyesight leads him to mistakenly
bite at things he's not even chasing.
Certainly a disadvantage.